Slacktory

  1. Drive Deplorably banner

    Learn how to drive from the 1949 instructional video You’re Driving 90 Horses and the 1971 Steven Spielberg killer-truck TV movie Duel.

  2. Doctor Who sonic screwdriver

    “404? Fantastic!”

    See also: Law & Order’s fakest websites and TV’s fakest websites.

  3. I’ve been going through them for months now. Recognize any of these emotions in yourself?

    1. DENIAL

    daft1

    Nope nope nope this is NOT going to be like when Alive 2007 owned the end of my 2007 and all of my 2008 and parts of my 2009. I’ll just watch this YouTube clip of the combined SNL promos one. more. time. [Repeat dozens of times]

    2. ANGER

    daft2

    Woooooooah-kay, that Soundcloud file is NOT the actual full version of “Get Lucky”. I’m going to savage this latest faker in an Internet comment section. That busywork makes the waiting easier, right? [Repeat dozens of times]

    See the rest of the five-step Daft Punk process. »

  4. Colonel Hunter Gathers on Venture Bros

    We partnered with Cartoon Network to give you two Venture Bros. supercuts. Watch the new season of Venture Bros. starting June 2!

    See our other supercut: Villains of the Venture Bros.

  5. Venture Bros villain

    We partnered with Cartoon Network to give you two Venture Bros. supercuts. Watch the new season of Venture Bros. starting June 2!

    See our other supercut: Best of Colonel Hunter Gathers

  6. Read the whole comic. »

  7. Freaks and Geeks dad Harold Weir

    Joe Flaherty’s finest role.

  8. Hey y’all, it’s me, Troy Crossley. You may know me as the talented young rapper using his music to get the word out about the innocence of accused Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar (Jahar) Tsarnaev.

    But I’m not just an aspiring musician and entrepreneur (I am those things, though) – I’m also a champion of social justice, as well as an extremely gifted rapper, but also the social justice thing, too.

    Jahar is innocent, and I have proof. (Read more) »

  9. IKEA catalog staff

    After the horse meat scandal, IKEA comes clean about other sad truths.

    See Meghan’s show, JCrew Crew.

  10. 6. Jasmine (Aladdin)

    Look at her, just standing in that Saudi Arabian desert, sand blowing everywhere. “What’s that J? You need some lotion for your uncomfortably dry and itchy skin?” Jasmine’s got those sweaty armpits guaranteed by a stiflingly hot home climate, but not much else going for her in the wet department. She also has a beloved orange and black pet cat named Garfield. Cats, especially cartoon cats, despise water and its wet properties. Girl, you just laid a big ol’ goose egg to kick off these wetness scale ratings.

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