FYI your boss can still see that you’re late even if you’re wearing sunglassesless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Replyalyssa kramer
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Just saw Kevin Bacon outside of a Starbucks! He looked a little dirty though. Was asking ppl for money. Might not of been him.less than a minute ago via Favstar.FM Favorite Retweet Replyalyssa kramer
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Today this bird was like “hi can u almost kill yourself to avoid hitting me while I sit in the road like a jackass?” I was like “ok I guess”less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Replyalyssa kramer
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Just cut up some watermelon if you’re hungry or want to get married or whateverless than a minute ago via Favstar.FM Favorite Retweet Replyalyssa kramer
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Have you ever laughed so hard that you didn’t have any friends?less than a minute ago via Favstar.FM Favorite Retweet Replyalyssa kramer
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What if your arms were made of peanut butter but you were allergicless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Replyalyssa kramer
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What if kittens had hoovesless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Replyalyssa kramer
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NO WAIT- what if horses had pawsless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Replyalyssa kramer
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RELAX, people who “take the stairs”less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Favorite Retweet Replyalyssa kramer
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Wouldn’t it be like so embarrassing if you worked at Best Buy & accidentally said “Hi welcome to Worst Buy” HAHA OMGless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Replyalyssa kramer
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Sometimes I spend hours looking for candy that no one else knows about yet. Am I a hipsterless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Replyalyssa kramer
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