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Guido-Jesus

Guido Jesus: Your New Reddit Advice Meme

Aye ladies, iss me, Guido Jesus. No disrespeck or nothin’ but, do you assept me as your savior? Let he who has eyes, see. Yeah, see dese sweet pecs!

I would like very much for you to meet my mother. She is a saint!

I am a new Reddit advice meme, invented Monday.

Guido Jesus: Bears a cross. Good for triceps.

By SmellinBenj on Reddit

 

Guido Jesus: Fishes and bread? More like bitches and head.

By aragnei on Reddit

 

Guido Jesus: Turns the other cheek, to make sure tan is even

By billisdog on Reddit

 

Guido Jesus: Man cannot live on bread alone. You need protein power.

"Guido Jesus knows the whey." By novalidnameremains on Reddit

 

Go see more at Quickmeme or Reddit. And here’s a couple by Slacktory:

Guido Jesus: Blessed are those who meet me at the club

 

Guido Jesus: Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's, render unto me dat ass.

Top pics by anniper and theprivatepress on Reddit

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