“Owling is the new planking,” says BuzzFeed. “Owling is essentially just squatting,” admits BuzzFeed.
“We’re actually going to do this and make this a thing,” says Reddit. “We are the quirkiest quirks that ever quirked.” So far there are 50 Reddit posts about owling.
Owling was invented 14 hours ago.
We are, of course, only feeding the problem by telling you. So before you owl, consider this:
Rooftop owl by mjhamilton on Reddit. “Owling looks like pooping” by srslytho on Reddit.


















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