I was just wondering how Pee-wee’s Playhouse was doing, so I checked on Facebook and it turns out it moved to Japan and got married to the “Po Pi Po” vegetable juice song and they had a kid.

Metafilter found a translation of the words, including:

What if everyone skipped
through that intersection
What if in the middle of the city
we held hands and looked up at the sky

What if we wanted to seize a chance
somewhere in that city
It’s too early to cry more
All I can do is keep going forward—I hate it I hate it

So I guess the lyricist for the Postal Service is doing OK.

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