Listing the “funny search terms that brought people to my blog” is exquisitely boring, like recounting last night’s dreams or telling my dad about my accomplishments.
But bloggers love to do it! Haters gonna hate! So I might as well make it a little more interesting for them. Here are some searches I made on Google Blog Search, clicking some results each time. I’m looking forward to my future Gmail ads.
It’s really tough to differentiate between the two common childhood conditions of A.D.D. and A.D.H.D. And a correct diagnosis is crucial for children, parents and teachers. So I’ve made a helpful chart to clarify the issue.
High unemployment rates and anti-austerity measures have radicalized many around the world to fight injustices by occupying the streets. This sort of demonstration was typical on college campuses in the 1960s.
Today’s college students have little in common with their international contemporaries, or with the freedom fighters who lived on campus before them. They’re too busy updating their Facebook statuses while listening to wonky dubstep basslines and drinking stockpiled cases of outlawed Four Loko.
Perhaps they don’t want to disappoint their parents, truly lack an ideology, or they don’t understand that protests for grassroots policy change can be more fun than frat parties. This seems like a generation of “Apolitical Millenial College Students.”
You probably saw all of these videos of fat girls playing with their rolls of fat already, because they have hundreds of thousands of views, far dwarfing, say, this. So that’s cool, you really picked an interesting hobby I guess.
The kindergarten economy has really evolved since we were there. It’s a hell of a lot harder to trade up from a bunch of grapes to a Lunchable without a good credit rating. And of course everything is done online now.
Reality is harsh, and schmaltzy Tumblr pictures try to hide reality from you. It is time to counteract that.
I took the prettiest pictures I could find, and stamped them with hard truths.
You know dads, how they always quote the movie you just saw for the rest of the night. But they always get it a little wrong. It’s the “Don’t tase me, man!” effect.
That’s the inspiration for this new advice meme I made up. And I’ve already seen someone do it wrong! Read these and then make your own Movie Misquote Dad.
What if memes were a movie, you guys? Who would play all the memes? Actors! Actors who look like the memes would play all the memes.
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