My left hand is probably super stoked he doesn’t have to touch my dick all the time.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyJeffrey Raymond
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The Kool-Aid guy running through the Berlin Wall would have been the most epic and thirst quenching event in historyless than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet ReplyJeffrey Raymond
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“What the FUCK is going on?!?!?” – the Moon (July 21, 1969)less than a minute ago via Osfoora for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyJeffrey Raymond
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I get offended when you guys use the word “cunt” in your tweets because my mom is one of those.less than a minute ago via Osfoora for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyJeffrey Raymond
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I’m a pretty normal guy except for that whole “love getting my pee hole fingered” thing.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyJeffrey Raymond
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I could feed a child for a dollar a day but that’s how much this girl at work charges me to see her tits. Go eat some bugs or something.less than a minute ago via Osfoora for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyJeffrey Raymond
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My family doesn’t say grace before meals, we prefer to say Nancy Grace. Then we yell at one another and give each other awful haircuts.less than a minute ago via Osfoora for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyJeffrey Raymond
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Most dogs go to Heaven. Big Dogs™ go to Goodwill.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyJeffrey Raymond
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I bet plants were all excited to watch “Roots” and then were immediately disappointed.less than a minute ago via Osfoora for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyJeffrey Raymond
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Arm wrestling is a great way to prove how much you masturbate.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyJeffrey Raymond
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If my hands ever smell REALLY good it’s because I just did something disgusting.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyJeffrey Raymond
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“Fuck it.” – guy in charge of naming ‘hot sauce’less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyJeffrey Raymond
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