Cats are very intelligent. Someone, anyone, please, hug me.less than a minute ago via Twitter for Android Favorite Retweet ReplyT. Wood
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“Minority” used to be a bad word but now it just means white.less than a minute ago via Twitter for Android Favorite Retweet ReplyT. Wood
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I want to make an autistic joke. What’s a joke?less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyT. Wood
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The only thing sexier than a secret wedding is a secret screw with no commitment, ceremony, or exchange of anything but fluids.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyT. Wood
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“Famous people wearing white.” That’s a topic. People click on that. They are sufficiently teased. They want more of that story.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyT. Wood
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S&P downgraded the Tea Party today to just regular assholes.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyT. Wood
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A reasonable business model would be to buy a nonsensical domain and then push that word into hip-hop culture.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyT. Wood
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More people look like diabetes.less than a minute ago via Twitter for Android Favorite Retweet ReplyT. Wood
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My voice feels like butter on a pineapple skin.less than a minute ago via Twitter for Android Favorite Retweet ReplyT. Wood
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