Paul Kafasis, @pbones, is not a “character”. He is just a “funny observational jokes” guy, mostly with tech jokes about tech observations.
Can’t you just be like him? Can’t you just be funny and normal?
Every time you wave your iPhone in a figure 8 to “fix compass interference”, Steve Jobs collects a buck on the bet he made with Schiller.
— Paul Kafasis (@PBones) April 12, 2011
If Apple allowed it, some idiot would be charging 9 cents for his iPhone app, and some bigger idiot would be bitching about the price.
— Paul Kafasis (@PBones) April 28, 2009
If Tilda Swinton doesn’t just sign her emails “~”, she’s missing out on a great time saver.
— Paul Kafasis (@PBones) September 30, 2009
Maybe it isn’t a sport, but I’ll tell you this much: not once has the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contestended in a 0-0 tie.
— Paul Kafasis (@PBones) July 4, 2010
Jesus Christ, do they pay flight attendants by the word?
— Paul Kafasis (@PBones) February 9, 2010
Ultimately, Carmen Sandiego’s greatest crime was her egregious carbon footprint.
— Paul Kafasis (@PBones) June 24, 2011
He was the type of person who would touch your laptop’s screen with his finger.
— Paul Kafasis (@PBones) August 2, 2011
On the one hand, this hotel didn’t give me a robe. On the other hand, the bathroom does have 13 towels and a sewing kit.
— Paul Kafasis (@PBones) September 5, 2011
Just once I’d like to see an honest beer ad:”Please drink the maximum non-lethal quantity. Daily.”
— Paul Kafasis (@PBones) July 12, 2009