1. Guy
2. Tall guy
3. Guy with backwards pants
4. Member of opposite gender
5. Older member of same gender
6. Concept of forgiveness
7. Sexy concept of forgiveness
8. Someone else
9. Yourself but different
10. Yourself, UK paperback edition

11. A thing
12. Two things (requires partner)
13. Two things, one of which is larger (requires pet)
14. Last year’s costume
15. A “meme” or “viral video”
16. Recognizable TV character
17. Unrecognizable book character
18. iPhone game
19. Software
20. Typeface
21. Representation of a common representation of human form
22. New Yorker cartoon
    
23. New Yorker cartoon caption contest winner
24. “Death of” something
25. Chart
26. Zombie Steve Jobs
27. Host of party you’re attending
28. Significant other
29. Your boobs
30. Euclidian shape
31. Parabola
32. “Large Hard-on Collider”
33. Gawker’s creeping conservatism
34. Generational in-joke
35. It’s Like, Occupy My Pussy, Bro
36. A Tenenbaum
37. November 1′s top Reddit post
38. Serge Gainsbourg
39. Halloween decoration
40. Pun
41. Simile
42. Liveblog of yourself
43. Saturday
44. Hitler’s mom
45. Marker
46. Phone charger
47. Things on my desk
48. Filler
49. Same costume as your nemesis
50. Santa

Photo of Princess Spider-Man by Brendan Riley on Flickr. Article inspired by @michael.