Gifs! Because who has time to push play on time-consuming videos nowadays?? I got shit to do, Internet! Like look at more funny cat pictures or change my little brother’s facebook status to Nickelback lyrics. So without further ado, I bring you 15 of Sofapizza‘s favorite gifs, in no particular order:

That time Ryan Seacrest tried to play ‘up high, down low’ with a blind guy, and still lost.
(source: icanhasgif.com)

 

Seabiscuit was then taken out back and shot.

 

Eh, I’m sure that’s safe enough.
(source: jj.am)

 

That’s a glass door you stupid bird, not dance dance revolution.
(source: 4gifs.com)

 

Nice save, bro.
(source: 4gifs.com)

 

Observe the majestic Derpasaurus in its natural habitat.
(source: 4gifs.com)

 

Already crushing daddy’s dreams.
(source: 4gifs.com)

 

Please accept this complimentary teabag with your rescue.

 

Shout-out to my wife back home!

 

Nooooooo! Not my cup of jizz!!

 

You win this round, gravity.
(source: senorgif.com)

 

Damn girl I was just tryin to holla.
(source: senorgif.com)

 

Off to the drag races.

 

Hey does that horse do its own stunts? NOPE! Chuck Testa.
(source: jj.am)

 

Be healed! The power of cock propels you!
(source: 4gifs.com)