The Best Twitter Jokes About Steve Jobs’s Death (Too Soon Edition)

RIP Steve Jobs

The Best Twitter Jokes About Steve Jobs’s Death (Too Soon Edition)

2011/10/06 at 10:00 am
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by Nick Douglas
43 comments

There was plenty of respectful mourning on Twitter last night. But there were also jokes. Be warned, you’ll be offended by some of these. Most are respectful but a few are… irreverent. We teach the controversy!

Steve Jobs was a Buddhist, so, not in heaven. But, being who he was, presumably he’ll be reincarnated as, like, Morgan Freeman or something?

2011/10/06 9:34 am via YoruFukurou ReplyRetweetFavorite

@vhata

Jonathan Hitchcock

Westboro Baptist Church, you still got it! http://t.co/WyDWSuLW (via @bobrox)

2011/10/05 11:19 pm via Tweetlogix ReplyRetweetFavorite

@Glinner

Graham Linehan

Siri. Bring back Steve.

2011/10/05 8:24 pm via Twitter for iPhone ReplyRetweetFavorite

@redrabbit

Erica Minton

The past tense sucks.

2011/10/06 9:36 am via Tweetbot for iPhone ReplyRetweetFavorite

@gruber

John Gruber

Heaven just made a little “Bonnng” startup noise.

2011/10/06 1:06 am via webReply RetweetFavorite

@phyllisstein

Daniel Shannon

If I could take your pain away, I would.

2011/10/06 8:19 am via webReply RetweetFavorite

@Tinkerbell_

Tink

Arrested Development is back, Steve Jobs is dead. it’s been an emotional rollercoaster of a week for white people

2011/10/05 9:55 pm via webReply RetweetFavorite

@baby_morrissey

♡ steff ♡

whenever a celebrity dies twitter turns into this big group of people all trying to jam the same turd into one toilet.

2011/10/05 8:35 pm via webReply RetweetFavorite

@dogboner

michael

@cwnordstrom i dont wanna be subjected to a billion jokes about steve jobs, nor jokes about jokes about steve jobs, nor jokes about jokes ab

2011/10/05 9:11 pm via webReply RetweetFavorite

@admiral_baby

sea hag

have there been any conspiracy theories about the fact that we found out about jobs’ death through apple’s website first

2011/10/06 11:24 am via webReply RetweetFavorite

@doctor_ass

still a duck

RT @AP: BREAKING: Apple says Steve Jobs has died, vows revenge. cc: @mattsinger

2011/10/05 7:46 pm via Twitter for Mac ReplyRetweetFavorite

@EricDSnider

Eric D. Snider

According to the iTunes Terms & Conditions no iPhone user is allowed to live past their 56th birthday.

2011/10/06 10:10 am via webReply RetweetFavorite

@joeschmitt

Joe Schmitt

And the “best unintentional joke” award:

rip steve job how did he dye?:(

2011/10/05 7:52 pm via webReply RetweetFavorite

@dlsglitterswagg

demis glitterswagg

Now go see the worst jokes about Jobs’s death, or 16 good jokes about Jobs’s retirement.

Illustration: Wired.com

Filed under: Twitter

Tagged with: Apple, death, Steve Jobs, twitter, Twitter jokes

http://twitter.com/firemcghee alex mcghee

I heard Steve Jobs had to jail-break his casket because the cemetery didn’t have the right service for his funeral.
Imonto_logical

news just in, Apple shares rise as the missing bite is coughed up by jobs loss

Pooboy69

What did Steve Jobs see when his life flashed before his eyes?

Nothing! Apple doesn’t support flash!

http://www.facebook.com/CarpetCleaning Richie Rich-Moore

If he goes to Heaven will he rename it to iHeaven?

http://toomuchnick.com Anonymous

THAT’S NOT EVEN A JOKE. YOU JUST PUT “I” IN FRONT OF A WORD.

Lock

iWas thinking the same thing…

Paulluedtke

Could be, but I doubt he’ll be given the option to be iGod.

http://www.facebook.com/CarpetCleaning Richie Rich-Moore

Will God make him stay away from the “APPLE”?

http://toomuchnick.com Anonymous

That doesn’t make any sense, the biblical apple was on Earth, not Heaven.

Shwan

Nick, shut up
Paulluedtke

Well, if you’re talking about Genesis, the forbidden fruit was not an Apple, it was just forbidden (that’s all we know about it except that it looked really good and was good as food. Sorry to rain on your party.

http://toomuchnick.com Anonymous

We also know it didn’t exist! So that helps.

John T

Fear not folks. Steve jobs will return as “iSteve”, all dressed in raiment of white anodized aluminum.

Hey, its a better name than “Steve The White”. What, you think he’s Gandalf?
Prdrummer13

Jobs arrives at the pearly gates carrying a bag. St. Peter asks, “Whatcha got there, Steve?” Jobs says, “The iPhone 5.” St. Peter replies, “Come on in.”
Tiggerplease

Maybe he just needs someone to hold down the power button while holding the up volume button
Tony Beattie

Steve Jobs walks in to a bar in heaven, says to the bartender, “Give me a beer, I thought I’d never get in.” The barman asks “was it something to do with ipods corrupting the youth of the world?” “No” says Jobs in between mouthfuls of beer,”gates… stopped… me…” The barman says “I didn’t know he had so much influence up here”! Jobs replies “don’t be silly, St. Peter was on a break, he took the keys with him!”
http://twitter.com/textjokes angus funnyman

Dam recession, no JOBS at apple!
http://twitter.com/textjokes angus funnyman

Steve jobs is not dead ! just Obsolete, look out for the new steve jobs 5.0 out around xmas time
A A

Steve Jobs is dead, but don’t worry. I’m sure he has 3 more rap albums left in him.

Henry Rudyard

Steve Jobs isn’t dead – he’s just using Ping.

Gerer

Millions of people better than Steve Jobs have died and nobody cared.

Apple is a fashion brand like Prada.
Apple did not “innovate”, they simply made their own versions
of technology already invented by other people, and people bought the Apple
branded stuff because of the Apple name.
What was Apple first at? What
about the Commodore PET, Xerox PARC and Alto, GEOS graphical user interface,
Amiga, Atari ST, Diamond Rio MP3 player, Palm Pilot, Blackberry, HP iPaq,
Microsoft Tablet PC, etc., etc., etc.?

Steve Jobs was not an engineer and did not even know how to write a
computer program. Where was his
genius? Apple fired him in 1985 because
he was such a jerk and a bad businessman.
Even Apple products were not created by Steve Jobs, but by actual
engineers such as Steve Wozniak, who Steve Jobs stabbed in the back.

Henry Rudyard

“Millions of people better than Steve Jobs have died and nobody cared.”

Name 999,999.
http://twitter.com/AlanComek Alan Abdollahzadeh

I am an Apple hater.
You are still a fucking idiot.

Nate

Instead of the “Too soon edition” Can you make it “Too Zune Edition” lawl
Camster3

Steve jobs last meal was Apple Crumble
Henry Rudyard

I heard he had pancreatic cancer…

PC killed him.
Alex

Their’s no App for that…

pedant

cunt speil?

TerraNoDUH

Sigh…gone in a “Flash”.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Ja-Ggerbeato/100000340146834 Ja Ggerbeato

this is the worst website i have ever been on. its horrible! i don’t … want to be on here anymore. good luck
Dda Sadasj

rest in pc

Have u guys heard?
Steve lost his jobs.
Lock

Apple are still employing people, despite rumours there were ‘no more Jobs’…
Cathalph

wats worse than biting into an apple and finding half of steve jobs? pancreatic cancer
Howbadouwannit

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash, now we have no jobs, no hope and no cash………….
jokesssss

I guess an Apple a day didn’t keep the doctor away…

http://www.facebook.com/akkleptos Fer Vázquez

*sunglasses on*
“YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH”

Harlequin

:( so sad..
I’ll Miss YOU

iPhone
iPod
iPad
iMac
Mac-Donals
Mac cosmetics
Blow-JOBS
etc.. :(
Markequark

Hey, let’s try and keep the Steve Jobs jokes a little more PC.
Jacky Xue

He said idied, I said isad, apple said we still got ipad.
Williamtsuitsui

Dont worry. I will take care of Steve.

God

Sent from my iPad
Anonymous

Hope he brought his Jesus phone
Aneum

RIP Steve. In the 1980s Steve Jobs & Wozniack were foremost in the
wave of pioneers who democratised computing. Before, computers were big
expensive things that only big corps owned. With Bill Gates and others
they eventually enabled computers to be universal. IMHO his latter
contributions to tech were more to do with fashion, technology packaging
& business models, but still moved things forward.
http://www.iphonefamily.net
Jbalistic

When everyone at Apple found out about Steve Jobs death they cried their “I’s” out