You liked the jokes after Steve Jobs’s death, you’ll like the jokes after Andy Rooney’s death too. This is not about making light of death — it’s about connecting over a shared event, like the passing of a man who would have been perfect on Twitter, if he hadn’t thought Twitter was the name of Justin Bieber’s girlfriend.
https://twitter.com/#!/badbanana/status/132841511158157312
“…and these graves. Do they have to be so narrow? I like a little wiggle room. And why always SIX feet? Why not seven? Or six and a half?”
— Mike Monteiro (@Mike_FTW) November 5, 2011
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— matt (@biorhythmist) November 5, 2011
(AP) Andy Rooney dead at 92 after a long battle with pretty much everything.
— matt (@biorhythmist) November 5, 2011
Poor Andy Rooney.He had so much to die for.
— Anthony Jeselnik (@anthonyjeselnik) November 5, 2011
Ever notice when andy rooney dies then you can’t find paperclips?
— Father Kelly (@FatherKelly) November 5, 2011
https://twitter.com/#!/kellyoxford/status/132831027814080512
Rather than give Andy Rooney wings, heaven’s angel outfitters have simply relocated his eyebrows to his shoulder blades.
— Clayton Hove (@adtothebone) November 5, 2011
Heard about the guy who died, huh? Wanna tweet a quip about his memorable traits, do you? It’s too late. The story broke hours ago. DON’T.
— donni(@donni) November 5, 2011
I’m sure Andy Rooney would be honored to see #RIPAndyRooney is trending on twitter just below #Beliebersarethebestfanbase
— JD Harmeyer (@jdharm) November 5, 2011
To save time, my editorial cartoon will have St. Peter greeting both Andy Rooney AND the Gwar guitarist.
— BillCorbett (@BillCorbett) November 5, 2011
“60 Minutes” producers admit Andy Rooney died 15 years ago, but they decided to persevere via jowl manipulation & tapes of growling dogs.
— Uncle Dynamite(@UncleDynamite) November 5, 2011
Andy Rooney may have died, but Yelp commenters will make sure his legacy lives on. #AndyRooney
— Nina Bargiel (@slackmistress) November 5, 2011
I’ve heard that in heaven, you regress to your most youthful age. Andy Rooney will be 88.
— Micah Gordon (@MicahJGordon) November 5, 2011
