Shit My Dad Says may be dead, but these are still heady times for microblogs. From  @FriendFromHS to @PeanutFreeMom, Twitter has proven to be a surprisingly compelling medium for narrative, ripe for both character exploration and social satire.

The new breed of micro-authors seek book deals, sitcom writing staff jobs, and shout-outs on the Slate Culture Gabfest. And the results are… interesting. Slacktory is proud to present the fourteen best novelty Twitter accounts you’ve never heard of.