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Here are some of the most popular tweets of all time from the worst celebrities on Twitter.
— Coldplay (@coldplay) November 11, 2011
What’s a burnt steak,frozen soda,and a pregnant girl have in common? In each scenario there was a DUMBASS who didn’t take it out in time.
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) November 18, 2011
Commonsense Conservatives & lovers of America: “Don’t Retreat, Instead – RELOAD!” Pls see my Facebook page.
— Sarah Palin (@SarahPalinUSA) March 23, 2010
— Fox News (@FoxNews) November 14, 2011
If someone takes more then 4 hours to respond to you texting “u wanna hang out” they better be dead, dying or almost dead or almost dying.
— Dane Cook (@DaneCook) August 13, 2011
Big News… Our new album, ‘Here and Now’ will be in stores 11/21/11 aka ‘Nickelblack Monday!’#HereandNow
— Nickelback (@Nickelback) September 8, 2011
Made Out With Some Random Bitch. Half Of Me Is Like Eww Herpes That’s Sick. The Other Half Is Like Yeah I Got Bitches
— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) April 17, 2011
I do NOT support an increase in the debt ceiling; DC needs to learn how to spend responsibly! What’s your take on the #debtceiling debate?
— Michele Bachmann (@MicheleBachmann) July 27, 2011
Retweet if you have Facebook open in another tab. :)
— Ray William Johnson (@RayWJ) November 13, 2011
— Karl Rove (@KarlRove) June 11, 2009
Really glad I wore my boots 2nite because I stepped in it out there. I did still name 2 agencies to eliminate. Obama has never done that!
— Rick Perry (@GovernorPerry) November 10, 2011
The S&P downgrade is a direct result of @barackobama‘s increased reckless budget spending and Obama Care. He owns this.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 8, 2011
Mr Santa Claus? If I let you seductively slide down my stocking & taste every piece of my candy… will I still be on your naughty list?
— Courtney Stodden (@CourtneyStodden) November 28, 2011
WARNING! only 3 more days to break up w/ your girlfriend or else ride out thanksgiving, xmas, new years, valentine’s, & black history month.
— daniel tosh (@danieltosh) November 16, 2011
the title of my book has finally been delivered thru vast and extensiveLunar channels. “Apocalypse Me”Warlock Latin for WINNING.c
— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) March 4, 2011
What did one BlackBerry user say to the other BlackBerry user???? Nothing!
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) October 12, 2011
When *I* shut down a government I take the entire planet with it.
— Darth Vader (@darthvader) April 8, 2011
Very Special Mentions
Some Twitter celebs realize too late that their tweets were in poor taste! But sites like Favstar preserve them.
For example, Chris Brown deleted the following tweets:
And if Newt Gingrich becomes President, he’ll have a little trouble with the Supreme Court thanks to these deleted, and highly popular, tweets: