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Indiana Jones

U.S. States in Order of How Cool They’d Sound as a First Name

  1. Mississippi
  2. Tennessee
  3. Indiana
  4. Colorado
  5. California
  6. Washington
  7. Nevada
  8. Alabama
  9. Oklahoma
  10. Minnesota

  1. Montana
  2. Georgia
  3. Utah
  4. Missouri
  5. Ohio
  6. Arizona
  7. Alaska
  8. Texas
  9. Hawaii
  10. Illinois
  11. Arkansas
  12. Louisiana
  13. Virginia
  14. Kentucky
  15. Florida
  16. Nebraska
  17. Pennsylvania
  18. Oregon
  19. Idaho
  20. Wisconsin
  21. Wyoming
  22. Delaware
  23. Kansas
  24. Massachusetts
  25. Michigan
  26. Maryland
  27. Iowa
  28. Maine
  29. Connecticut
  30. Vermont
  31. West Virginia
  32. North Carolina
  33. North Dakota
  34. South Carolina
  35. South Dakota
  36. Rhode Island
  37. New Mexico
  38. New Hampshire
  39. New Jersey
  40. District of Columbia
  41. New York

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  • Edmondchicago

    Texas should be higher up. 

    Texas Pete
    Texas Jones
    Texas McHavenIt could be a cool name. 

  • BradTexas

    Hrm, if you removed the North and South on the bottom listed states…not shabby.

    • http://toomuchnick.com Anonymous

      We’re not grading on a curve here, Brad. If the states want to sound cool, they can drop the snotty geographics.

  • Jonny

    That moment when Washington D.C. became a state

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=646371872 Elizabeth Lee Hammons

      New York is just that bad…

    • http://toomuchnick.com Anonymous

      Racist!

  • http://www.facebook.com/sherry.timmerman Sherry Johnston Timmerman

    I agree ..Montana and Texas should be in the top 5.  I dont see how Mississippi is number 1.

  • Joblow

    Mississippi Chan sounds so wrong

    • http://toomuchnick.com Anonymous

      “And now, an old blues song about bursting into treats.”

  • Robert

    James Caan’s character in the classic “El Dorado” was Mississippi . . . .

  • jordin

    Virgin Islands.

  • http://profiles.google.com/mikevagoisawesome Mike Vago

    What about New Jersey from Buckaroo Banzai? That totally works better than Rhode Island.

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