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The Best Twitter Jokes About the Iowa Caucus

More people read these “best Twitter jokes about the news” posts than vote in the Iowa Caucus…es…uses.


@ we found your one Iowa voter, he’s in Linn precinct 5 you might want to call him and say thanks.
2012/01/03 10:05 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@RonPaul
Ron Paul


In a surprising move, Herman Cain has returned to Iowa. Not campaigning, just looking for ass.
2012/01/02 6:32 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@BorowitzReport
Andy Borowitz


The “youth vote” you’re hearing about in the Iowa GOP caucus is the 45 to 65 year-old demographic, FYI
2012/01/03 10:48 pm via TweetDeckReplyRetweetFavorite
@ReformedBroker
Downtown Josh Brown


Coming up on Fox: Analysis by what’s her name.
2012/01/03 10:49 pm via Twitter for MacReplyRetweetFavorite
@joshgreenman
Josh Greenman


Romney winning tonight will be like the practice dinner for an arranged marriage: Inevitable, kind of sad – fun if you hate the bride.
2012/01/03 10:50 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@tinadupuy
Tina Dupuy


These numbers just in from Iowa: 12, 463, 9. That last one was a real surprise.
2012/01/03 10:51 pm via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite
@earlkabong
Joe Rhodes


Overheard: “It’s been a tight caucus. We’ve just got to wait and see if any Santorum emerges at the end of the tunnel.”
2012/01/03 10:52 pm via Twitter for AndroidReplyRetweetFavorite
@garonsen
Gavin Aronsen


If only that guy named Not Romney had run he’d be killing it.
2012/01/03 10:52 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@carr2n
david carr


When they told Rick Perry he’s at 10%, he said “I got ALL the votes?”
2012/01/03 10:55 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@bengreenman
Ben Greenman


Ron Paul now reportedly calling Jon Huntsman to tell him Captain Beefheart could never match the musicianship of Geddy Lee
2012/01/03 10:55 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@pareene
Alex Pareene


Sarah Palin’s hair style this evening has its own personal ozone hole.
2012/01/03 11:02 pm via SuliaReplyRetweetFavorite
@JohnFugelsang
John Fugelsang


Whatever it is that’s on top her head, at least she killed it herself. #Palin
2012/01/03 11:02 pm via TweetDeckReplyRetweetFavorite
@anamariecox
Ana Marie Cox


About half as many people have voted “No Preference” as have voted for Huntsman. Seems like a weird way to spend your night.
2012/01/03 11:00 pm via pbump.netReplyRetweetFavorite
@pbump
Philip Bump


Rick Santorum could win Iowa tonight, which would be a huge milestone on his journey to never being president.
2012/01/03 11:18 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@jonlovett
Jon Lovett


Everyone came out for Santorum tonight! Let’s drink this in, Iowa!
2012/01/03 11:14 pm via Tweetbot for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite
@RickSantorumPR
Fake Rick Santorum


I almost have enough votes in Iowa to start a bowling league. #Roementum
2012/01/03 11:15 pm via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite
@BuddyRoemer
Gov. Buddy Roemer



So… Romney, Paul, and Santorum in a “tight three-way”. Huh.
2012/01/03 11:30 pm via Tweetbot for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite
@wood
Darrin Blankenship


Hey, if this Iowa stuff is boring any of you, I’ve had some intestinal problems today. We could totally rap about that.
2012/01/03 11:41 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@RexHuppke
Rex Huppke


Sure taking them a while to count those votes at the college towns eh *mimes smoking drugs* *hosts Tonight Show*
2012/01/03 11:46 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@pareene
Alex Pareene


You may find it odd Marcus Bachmann bought doggy sunglasses today, but that’s only because you don’t know how great they feel in your ass
2012/01/04 12:49 am via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite
@mat
apocryphal mat honan


Contain your contempt, ABC. RT @: Breaking: Perry says he will leave campaign trail and return to Texas to “think” http://t.co/sXzvQ53X
2012/01/04 1:02 am via Twitter for MacReplyRetweetFavorite
@joshgreenman
Josh Greenman


The nice thing about Rick Perry’s inability to retain information is that he’ll probably forget this loss pretty quickly.
2012/01/04 12:59 am via Twitter for MacReplyRetweetFavorite
@davepell
Dave Pell


Surprising, disappointing results in the contest tonight. #sugarbowl
2012/01/04 1:05 am via pbump.netReplyRetweetFavorite
@pbump
Philip Bump


I guess he’s glad he didn’t, uhh, pull out. #lazysantorumjokes
2012/01/04 1:06 am via TweetDeckReplyRetweetFavorite
@mattlemay
Matt LeMay


Fun Fact: In the event of a tie, Romney and Santorum will be let loose in a corn maze with first one out the winner.
2012/01/04 12:20 am via TweetDeckReplyRetweetFavorite
@pourmecoffee
pourmecoffee


RT @: BREAKING: Perry suspending campaign to spend more time catching them damn Duke boys. @ @ @
2012/01/04 1:09 am via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@RonMwangaguhung
RonMwangaguhung


Meanwhile, at the Pawlenty house: “Honey, you crushed another glass. You’re bleeding. Just change the channel.”
2012/01/04 1:02 am via TweetDeckReplyRetweetFavorite
@pourmecoffee
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