Lifehacks! They make your life more things! Do the places! Be yes!

life hack: pour hot water in the gas tank #lifehacks

— Probably Mat Honan (@mat) January 25, 2012

life hack: try adding milk to your cereal #lifehacks

— John Herrman (@jwherrman) January 25, 2012

Life hack: Save money on everything by stealing. #lifehacks

— Brian Carter (@robotmachine) January 25, 2012

life hack: kiss everyone. kiss literally every person you encounter in the course of a day. #lifehacks

— John Herrman (@jwherrman) January 25, 2012

if u go to Red Lobster, pay with credit card and sign your name Hal Ibut the staff comes over and makes you the new manager #lifehacks

— woodmuffin (@woodmuffin) January 21, 2012

Call HIV Magic Johnson’s disease #lifehacks

— Dave Foland (@Supadoo) January 19, 2012

when you write your Great American Novel, the opening line should not be “the sun was just beginning to rise o-” STOP RIGHT THERE #lifehacks

— Peter Berg (@h0mfr0g) January 19, 2012

WANT TO HEAT YOUR HOUSE BUT CAN’T AFFORD THE GAS BILL? MODIFY YOUR MICROWAVE SO THE DOOR CAN BE OPEN WHILST IT’S ON #LIFEHACKS

— BISSY FLIM (@TheReggieVeggie) January 19, 2012

life hack: some smaller buckets fit in larger buckets #lifehacks

— Leif Nordberg (@leifnordberg) January 25, 2012

life hack: if someone says “hey smell this” don’t smell it. #lifehacks

— Brandon West (@brandonmwest) January 25, 2012

life hack: you are reading this #lifehacks

— Probably Mat Honan (@mat) January 25, 2012

life hack: pants #lifehacks

— Probably Mat Honan (@mat) January 25, 2012

life hack: Save time by not unwrapping your Snickers bar before you eat it. #lifehacks

— David McCreath (@mccreath) January 25, 2012

life hack: paper your wife, paper your life #lifehacks

— Nick Douglas (@toomuchnick) January 25, 2012

life hacks: a soda is a pop in a can #lifehacks

— Joel Johnson (@joeljohnson) January 25, 2012

The darker you are the whiter your teeth look. #lifehacks

— Fernando Cardoso (@fredcard) January 25, 2012

life hack: Call “outsies” and you get to start your marriage, career, and diet over with no penalties. #lifehacks

— David McCreath (@mccreath) January 25, 2012

dog peed on your carpet? you can clean it up with a mixture of red wine and A1 Steak sauce #lifehacks

— Dave M (@ikes) January 25, 2012

life hack: Wipe after pooping. #lifehacks

— Michael Pusateri (@Cruftbox) January 25, 2012

life hacks: if it doesn’t fit, just force it #lifehacks

— Brandon West (@brandonmwest) January 25, 2012

life hack: sell house, buy boat #lifehacks

— Woody Allen Jang (@WoodyJANG) January 25, 2012

#lifehacks cook potatoes before you eat them for a great taste! Do this once a week.

— ༻Benedict Harris༺ (@realpigasus) January 25, 2012

#lifehacks lose a lot of weight!

— ༻Benedict Harris༺ (@realpigasus) January 25, 2012

devise a colour outside of the existing colour spectrum #lifehacks

— obsequious bird eye (@LtLollipop) January 25, 2012

if you have to pee but can’t find a bathroom, just matsurbate! some pee will come out w/ your cum & you won’t have to pee anymore #lifehacks

— leeillell (@boyfrnd_materia) January 25, 2012

life hack: cry into your mouth #lifehacks

— Joel Johnson (@joeljohnson) January 25, 2012

everything you love will turn against you #lifehacks

— childs tatara (@TinyKogasa) January 25, 2012

the lazy rule: can’t reach it? don’t need it. #lifehacks

— Ella Catharine (@_elllaa) January 25, 2012

life hacks: black people love presents #lifehacks

— Kwame Opam (@kwameopam) January 25, 2012

your face is itchy #lifehacks

— childs tatara (@TinyKogasa) January 24, 2012

Replace the Windows start up noise with the shut down noise and then go home for the day instead of working #lifehacks

— Scott (@iscoff) January 25, 2012

Impress girls by pretending you are a time traveller. Go to bars and ask questions about what is in the Hatch in Lost. #lifehacks

— tetrimino son (@telemarathon) January 25, 2012

life hack: roll around in puddle water before going to a job interview #lifehacks

— John Herrman (@jwherrman) January 25, 2012

life hack: just think a lot #lifehacks

— Joel Johnson (@joeljohnson) January 25, 2012

go to karaoke sing BE PREPARED from the Lion King for every turn #lifehacks

— Amber Eeeeeee (@rare_basement) January 25, 2012

tip: put ice in ur water. when you finish drinking the water you dont have to get up to get more just wait for the ice to melt #lifehacks

— Beyblade Dad (@socketquest) January 25, 2012

Discussion question: Whom can we replace with Velcro?