You know why everyone hates the “What people think I do” meme? Because they’re about real people’s boring lives.

But Darth Vader, Michael Bluth from Arrested Development, GLaDOS from Portal, Jeff Winger from Community, Leonard Shelby from Memento, Arthur Dent from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, and Alex from A Clockwork Orange have fascinating lives, and I just made “What people think I do” galleries for all of them.

Make your own — and by that I mean some fictional character’s — with this vertical template.