The Awl‘s email newsletter notes that thanks to some jerkoff at Yahoo, the parody Twitter account of Cat Fancy Magazine might get shut down for trademark violation. And I’d only just heard it existed!

cat enters hotel room. tosses gun on bed. peers out window. “so this is where it all ends,” he softly whispers.

— fake cat fancy (@FakeCat_Fancy) February 8, 2012

new cat pope ushers in 1,000 year reign of hell on earth

— fake cat fancy (@FakeCat_Fancy) February 7, 2012

how hard was it to tell your parents that you’re a cat?

— fake cat fancy (@FakeCat_Fancy) January 28, 2012

cats blowing lines of ritalin at 5 in the morning and stressing about the universe expanding

— fake cat fancy (@FakeCat_Fancy) January 22, 2012

zero cats in the world trade center. coincidence?

— fake cat fancy (@FakeCat_Fancy) January 17, 2012

Cat getting thrown out of a bar and walking along a bridge, wishing he was still in high school

— fake cat fancy (@FakeCat_Fancy) February 5, 2012

half cat, half deity, 100% diva

— fake cat fancy (@FakeCat_Fancy) February 7, 2012

cat sheds her winter coat to expose a slinky tube top

— fake cat fancy (@FakeCat_Fancy) February 7, 2012

Joyous pile of cats at Burning Man

— fake cat fancy (@FakeCat_Fancy) February 2, 2012

r u a cat yet? when is the surgery?

— fake cat fancy (@FakeCat_Fancy) January 20, 2012

cat hell is full

— fake cat fancy (@FakeCat_Fancy) January 14, 2012

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