https://twitter.com/#!/jkubicek/status/177460882614403072
https://twitter.com/#!/olhnso/status/177461284659400704
https://twitter.com/#!/max_read/status/177462291799867392
“One more thing… STEVE’S NOT DEAD!” says Tim Cook waving his arms in the air like Kermit the Frog.
— Mike Monteiro (@Mike_FTW) March 7, 2012
The Apple team is really good at Powerpoint.
— Eric Spiegelman (@ericspiegelman) March 7, 2012
https://twitter.com/#!/robinsloan/status/177462742968582144
New iPad features far superior display resolution, speed for leaving vulgar uninformed ad-hominem comments on blog posts.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) March 7, 2012
New iPad capable of displaying stats about Jeremy Lin. #linsanity #thenewipad
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) March 7, 2012
Longer iPad battery life just means I’m less likely to charge it and more likely to be out of batteries
— Ross Mayfield (@Ross) March 7, 2012
Mandatory four second standing ovation at Foxconn factory. But they were already standing. Now back to work. #notreally #thenewipad
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) March 7, 2012
Tim Cook confirms LTE networks will “definitely” give “literally everyone cancer,” 4G models on sale March 16 starting at $629
— Alex Pareene (@pareene) March 7, 2012
Apple unveils the iPad Garfield™. Only app is Random Garfield Comic. Doesn’t work on Mondays. “I love Garfield,” says Tim Cook.
— stocking steffer(@boring_as_heck) March 7, 2012
Do we have to pay extra for the cruelty-free iPads
— Eric Spiegelman (@ericspiegelman) March 7, 2012
I’m still boycotting Apple products until I can stop buying them.
— Lucky Shirt (@luckyshirt) March 7, 2012
A baby born today will never see a pixel
— Benedict Evans (@BenedictEvans) March 7, 2012
Apple owns all the retina mines in sub-Saharan Africa. Concerns rise about hitting “peak retina.”
— Eric Spiegelman (@ericspiegelman) March 7, 2012
Millions of white people piss and shit themselves as Apple introduces the iKony.
— stocking steffer(@boring_as_heck) March 7, 2012
oh there is a new ipad? i thought all those cameras out front were about me
— leighalexander (@leighalexander) March 7, 2012
There’s your big news: A NEW INFINITY BLADE
— Nicholas Carlson (@nichcarlson) March 7, 2012
SHHH! People! They’re about to talk about an update to iWork!
— Tim Carmody (@tcarmody) March 7, 2012
Barack Obama is your new iPad.
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) March 7, 2012
iPad? More like iPaid! A bunch of money! Expensive! Wow! More gems like this at Twitter dot com slash spergers.
— Brendans Tender Nips (@80want) March 7, 2012
Holy shit!The iPad 3 just released the iPad 4!
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) March 7, 2012
iPhoto looks brilliant.
— John Gruber (@gruber) March 7, 2012













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