Hey guys I just called to ask why you aren’t at the party yet?

The party the internet’s having!

God, you need to check your Facebook more often. Well you were invited, come on over! Sweet Brown, that bronchitis lady, she’s singing and we’re all just having a good time. Somebody’s doing the Hampster Dance. It’s like 2002 in here. No one’s even arguing about Girls.

I’m gonna get through the rest of 2012 on the way she says “collll’ pop.”