The internet’s giving us new experiences faster than we can name them. Slacktory wants to help. What internet experience needs a name? We’ve started you off with some examples.

Loginquisition: The “forgot password” process invariably required to access an important but rarely-used system (inspired by Joshua Schachter)

Amp of approval: The wave of relief as people upvote/reblog your advice animal, affirming your creativity and relatability (inspired by Henry Birdseye)

token-hearted: A social media post with a single “like”

Photo from Wells Fargo