Did you hear about the New York finance guy who tracked his dating life with an Excel spreadsheet? There’s some argument over whether he’s creepy or just anal. Before you decide, consider his other date-tracking methods:

• Evernote scrapbook of lipstick-printed napkins
• Pinterest board for each date’s dream wedding
• Powerpoint presentation on why third base is a no-brainer
• Basecamp for wingmen (pro account)
• MS Paint annotations of Match.com photos
• Geni family tree of possible remote relations based on discreetly obtained hair samples
• Copy of Getting Chicks Done