@aRealLiveGhost reminds me of classic sad-funny blog Girls Are Pretty. People with Achewood avatars fave her.

She also has a great Tumblr. She makes poetry out of horse_ebooks tweets.

bill would you just eat the goddamn beans twitter.com/aRealLiveGhost…

— kimmy (@aRealLiveGhost) January 17, 2012

if you watch the world backwards it’s about a bunch of animals having sex until there are none left. that’s also what it’s about forwards

— kimmy (@aRealLiveGhost) May 6, 2012

your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost

— kimmy (@aRealLiveGhost) April 2, 2012

http://twitter.com/#!/aRealLiveGhost/status/156435398854311936

XXX WILD GIRLS!! GRR THEY’RE FERAL!! SEXY LADIES INCAPABLE OF LANGUAGE AND PAST THE CRITICAL PERIOD TO ACQUIRE IT

— kimmy (@aRealLiveGhost) February 7, 2012

to someone with x-ray vision two people making out look like skeletons that are really bad at eating each other

— kimmy (@aRealLiveGhost) March 9, 2012

I wish all my friends weren’t stuck in the internet *you guys start crawling out of my computer* WHOA GUYS STOP I DIDN’T CLEAN MY ROOM

— kimmy (@aRealLiveGhost) April 6, 2012

Jose Canseco buys the set of X-Men & hooks himself up to Cerebro. his eyes flutter closed. “concentrate,” he whispers. “find all the haters”

— kimmy (@aRealLiveGhost) April 20, 2012

microsoft word alleges that I created a new document at 3am and wrote the word “teens” in it then saved it to my desktop

— kimmy (@aRealLiveGhost) May 5, 2012

I just watcｏｈ ｇｏｄ, ａｍ Ｉ ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ ｔｈｒｏｕｇｈ ｔｏ ｙｏｕ? ｃａｎ ｙｏｕ ｈｅａｒ ｍｅ? ｙｏｕ’ｒｅ ｉｎ ａ ｃｏｍａ. ｗａｋｅ ｕｐ Ｉ ｌｏｖｅ ｙｏｕ ｐｌｅａｓｅ ｗａverall I think it was good

— kimmy (@aRealLiveGhost) March 16, 2012

we’ve deciphered cave paintings. they were just lonely. we’ve deciphered everything. everyone is just lonely

— kimmy (@aRealLiveGhost) March 23, 2012

our tu/vous distinction is u/you

— kimmy (@aRealLiveGhost) May 7, 2012

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger

— kimmy (@aRealLiveGhost) May 22, 2012

sext: I am a pair of parentheses. you pry me open and cram me full of irrelevant information. it feels clunky and weird

— kimmy (@aRealLiveGhost) April 1, 2012

when I was in preschool a teacher told a girl she couldn’t be a bird when she grew up & I thought it was because birds don’t make any money

— kimmy (@aRealLiveGhost) January 25, 2012

I accidentally let my tea steep for 4.5 billion years and now there’s a tiny doomed earth at the bottom of my mug. what’s protocol here

— kimmy (@aRealLiveGhost) April 18, 2012

how to apply makeup: 1. stare at eyeliner 2. google “EYELINER?? HOW” 3. oh good lord 4. no 5. I wonder how many videos of baby seals exist

— kimmy (@aRealLiveGhost) April 25, 2012

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