@000___000 is Steven-Wrighty: Mostly a “funny thought” recontextualizer, with some wordplay and absurdity, but sometimes topical.
My daughter said yesterday, ominously and with regard to trees: “They’re not like us.”
— 000___000 (@000___000) November 18, 2011
Take comfort in the fact that of all the many things in life which can kill you only one of them actually will kill you.
— 000___000 (@000___000) February 10, 2012
All life is suffering. Suffering comes from desire. The cessation of suffering is attainable but you’re gonna need a shitload of cash & guns
— 000___000 (@000___000) June 11, 2012
#removeoneletterfilm Pee Wee’s Bi Adventure
— 000___000 (@000___000) May 4, 2012
Alfred pays more taxes than Batman does.
— 000___000 (@000___000) October 11, 2011
Very odd how US says it won’t deport young illegal immigrants anymore on the same day Burger King announces its new immigrant kid whopper
— 000___000 (@000___000) June 15, 2012
You’re either with me or against me or neutral towards me or unaware of me or both with me & against me or you don’t really exist or I don’t
— 000___000 (@000___000) February 16, 2012
Pay all your bills with those oversized novelty checks. Hold a press conference to present the electric company with your check for $98.73.
— 000___000 (@000___000) June 15, 2012
Shout out to salt, the most delicious of all rocks.
— 000___000 (@000___000) January 16, 2012
I’m a veteran of the war on drugs. I fought on the side of drugs.
— 000___000 (@000___000) November 11, 2011
Sometimes old people die and no one knows about it and their cats eat their whole bodies and skeletons and that’s where lions come from.
— 000___000 (@000___000) January 10, 2012
Good luck not dying a horrible death if you only eat things that have weird shapes. Eat a damn circle or a triangle every now and then. smdh
— 000___000 (@000___000) June 14, 2012
