@MottRomney2012 is equal parts political candidate, cyborg and Egyptian hawk deity. But more than anything, he’s an AMERICAN. The only question is: can his bizarre rants about “Oboama” and the failings of the “U.A.S.” government score him some write-in votes this November?
https://twitter.com/MottRomney2012/status/206052597164027904
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To North Korea I issue this warning: give up your pursuit of haunted beef. Ghost insertion poses a threat to global cow fragment consumption
— Mott Romney (@MottRomney2012) May 14, 2012
Very disturbed after watching Spielberg’s documentary “Jurassic Park.”Obama, come clean about the “dragons project” in Costa Rica!
— Mott Romney (@MottRomney2012) April 30, 2012
Please slice your donation loaf and toast me up some bank coupons. American Green-fronts to spend on posters, tv spots, shrieking sky whales
— Mott Romney (@MottRomney2012) April 27, 2012
Why did Riahanna get back to gether with Obomo after he broke her economy in that car? SIng alone, Rihana.
— Mott Romney (@MottRomney2012) May 22, 2012
Issues are not complex. But Rubik is complex. Colored cube represents diversity. soution: segregate the colors to their own region. #buthow
— Mott Romney (@MottRomney2012) April 27, 2012
Newt Gringich put his thumb in my mouth and kissed my wives. My main wife, or “my only wife’ to the public, approved his saliva concession
— Mott Romney (@MottRomney2012) April 25, 2012
“But Romney” u ask “how can I help you get president?” Search the groves near your home for the Ootat. Who possesses the Ootat possesses all
— Mott Romney (@MottRomney2012) April 24, 2012
Sure a gay guy is full alive, has a soul, hands that move, and eyes that track objects. So did Johnny 5. Deadly laser pack too. Don’t forget
— Mott Romney (@MottRomney2012) May 30, 2012
All across UAS people wake up to the prospect of layers upon layers of tax debris suffocating turgid job groins. Tell Oboama “Nope” on taxes
— Mott Romney (@MottRomney2012) April 24, 2012
I’m tired of talking about how many human bones I could fit into my cauldron during my years at Bain. 30, 40, who can remember?!
— Mott Romney (@MottRomney2012) May 30, 2012
Items are important. Man want items. Possess items. America. Items.
— Mott Romney (@MottRomney2012) May 17, 2012
The scrolls are being translated, but it looks like frog marriage was prohibited by American Emperor Wasirhotep II of Dynasty 2
— Mott Romney (@MottRomney2012) May 16, 2012
Romnwy knows about women. He kept one in a house with 5 small males. Newts of men. My sons are so great. I love only my sons.
— Mott Romney (@MottRomney2012) May 16, 2012
American States is not a floppy dog, writhing on the buffet table, begging with its eyes not to be tickled into a man’s mouth. It’s a boat.
— Mott Romney (@MottRomney2012) May 15, 2012
I’m looking at a whale right now, wondering how America ever went so far off course that whales are no longer shot in the face at birth.
— Mott Romney (@MottRomney2012) May 14, 2012
@lenadunham When will your character settle down and take her place mixing parenting, cooking, and earning 35% of the household ribbons?
— Mott Romney (@MottRomney2012) May 30, 2012
Just bit into a delicious crispy Monsanto corn wine. A hard wine after a hard day, and as American as the pulsating jade objects we serve.
— Mott Romney (@MottRomney2012) May 30, 2012
