As a nerd, sometimes I hate other nerds. Unfairly, I mean.

Today I saw a guy with a shirt with a Nintendo controller on it and I thought “Ugh, fuck you.” AND I LIKE NINTENDO CONTROLLERS.

Are sports guys this way? Like, if you’re really into the Packers, and some other guy has a Packers hat, are you thinking, “Ugh, fuck you, other guy who really likes the Packers,” or do you want to high five that guy? Or are you just like “what-the-fuck-ever, I’m no hat-looker”?