We don’t like to hate things here! But Slacktory sous-blogger Henry Birdseye discovered the worst possible Twitter account, @ShitNoOneSayss_. Yes! An extra “s” and an underscore. Because they were like the fifteenth to this idea. And yet they have 95,039 followers, enough to warrant a HATEBLOG.

Here’s their Twitter avatar:

Oh, haha, did you assume the account name would match the username? Haha you are such a doofball!

Here’s their background image:

In case someone is offended by the word shit and isn’t looking at the avatar or username, I guess.

But what about the actual content? Here’s a sample tweet from @ShitNoOneSayss_:

I’m craving a Filet O’Fish from McDonalds…

— Shit Nobody Says! (@ShitNoOneSayss_) July 11, 2012

130 people retweeted that, because it’s super-funny and relatable that people don’t like the McDonald’s Filet O’Fish. Next:

Your poo smells delicious.

— Shit Nobody Says! (@ShitNoOneSayss_) July 11, 2012

I had never noticed that poo smells bad, you guys!

Daniel Tosh’a rape joke wasn’t funny.

— Shit Nobody Says! (@ShitNoOneSayss_) July 11, 2012

Haha wait holllld up there, this account gave us a reason to legitimately wish it ill? Thank you!

Nickleback is such a talented band.

— Shit Nobody Says! (@ShitNoOneSayss_) July 12, 2012

This account also mocks Crocs. Have you noticed how people who make jokes about Nickelback, Crocs, Uggs and Justin Bieber are precisely as boring as those who enjoy them? (Socks-and-sandals mockers are on average less interesting.)

Lastly, a question of craft:

I really hope there tons of traffic today!

— Shit Nobody Says! (@ShitNoOneSayss_) July 11, 2012

There’s no effort in the jokes, so I don’t know why I expect proper spelling, or really anything indicating an editorial process longer than three seconds in the middle of a mall.

So there, Shit Nobody Says, something you may not have seen before, that you definitely shouldn’t be interested in. Thus endeth the hateblog.