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Shirtless Ian Malcolm holds a Fender guitar in Jurassic Park

There’s a drum-bass-cello band called You Bred Raptors?, says WNYC’s Soundcheck. “That reminds me, every line in Jurassic Park would make a good band name,” says me. Viz:

  • Life Finds a Way
  • Clever Girl
  • In the Hands of Engineers
  • Whether or Not They Could
  • The Magic Word
  • Pull Up the Dinosaurs’ Skirts
  • I Refuse to Believe You’re Not Familiar With the Concept of Attraction
  • Fast for a Biped
  • Hold Onto Your Butts
  • Full 50 Miles of Perimeter Fence
  • Are They Heavy
  • The Rape of the Natural World
  • We Have Dodgson Here
  • Kids Get Scared
  • A Deplorable Excess of Personality
  • Six Foot Turkey
  • I’m a Hacker
  • Do-You-Think-He-Saurus Rex
  • An Aim Not Devoid of Merit
  • The Pirates Don’t Eat the Tourists
  • The Future Ex-Mrs. Malcolm
  • People Are Dying
  • Must Go Faster
  • Woman Inherits the Earth

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