I sometimes chat with a funny guy who has an office job. This is his latest story, translated from IMs.

Uuuugh duuude. I have been doing 12-13 hour days the last couple days, to work on a bloated, redundant project pitch.

Like, imagine you were going to work on a movie. And this was just after Jaws came out.

And you were going to be on a team to make a totally kickass monster movie — but then the executive producer says “Nah we can’t do that stuff. Your monster’s basically a shark.” And you realize “Fuck, I’m just making Jaws again.”

“But, shittier.”

That’s this project. Shitty Jaws.