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Carpet Names That Would Only Amuse People in the Carpet Business

If this writing dream doesn’t pan out I can always be a carpet namer.

— Cole Stryker

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  • Power Nap
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  • Acrylic Setting
  • Looped for a Throw
  • How Berberic
  • Needlefelt in a Haystack
  • Off the Wall-to-Wall
  • Pile of Hunk
  • Go Weft Young Man

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