Andy Pandy is the author of the webcomic Pandyland, but he’s also funny on Twitter. He has a “British sense of humor,” which means sometimes he mentions things from England so I’m pretty sure he lives there.

hi @peta, i see that one of the hex color codes in your twitter background is “BEEEEF”, meat is murder, sort it out ok twitter.com/_Pandy/status/…

— Andy Pandy (@_Pandy) April 17, 2012

calling a dating site “okcupid” is kind of lame, like if google had called themselves “decentsearch” or amazon called themselves “somewater”

— Andy Pandy (@_Pandy) May 21, 2012

i emailed a guy selling a painting online telling him i printed out the image and hung it up so i got it for free and that pissed him off

— Andy Pandy (@_Pandy) August 3, 2012

a picture is worth 1000 words and a film is worth 1000 pictures and experience is worth 1000 films and ice dragons are worth 1000 experience

— Andy Pandy (@_Pandy) June 13, 2012

imagine a cute little duck eating breadcrumbs and he rubs his little duck tummy and says quack and then SURPRISE NOW IMAGINE MY STINKY WINKY

— Andy Pandy (@_Pandy) August 3, 2012

i’m in one of our glass meeting cubicles, turning around slowly, going “MMM”, whenever somebody opens the door i say “ding!” and stop moving

— Andy Pandy (@_Pandy) August 3, 2012

trying to make two desktop shortcuts that point to each other to make an endless loop but windows really doesn’t want to let me do this

— Andy Pandy (@_Pandy) July 31, 2012

hi, welcome to my microblog, i’m andy, i like media, art, technology & music. pretty eclectic huh :) so anyway fuck tits shit dick cunt butt

— Andy Pandy (@_Pandy) April 16, 2012

stay at home mario mom earns 2000 coins a day using simple “keep jumping on things” trick that bowser doesn’t want YOU to know

— Andy Pandy (@_Pandy) August 3, 2012

omg AMAZING optical illusion in the fedex logo, once you see it you’ll be amazed it was there all along, mind blowing twitter.com/_Pandy/status/…

— Andy Pandy (@_Pandy) June 28, 2012

wrap a little crystal in bandages and put a tiny thermometer on it and take it to a new-age “crystal healer” and watch their face carefully

— Andy Pandy (@_Pandy) August 10, 2012

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