Leanna Pupp is a lot like the weirdo poet-joker crowd we’ve mostly featured here. Except at 131 followers, she’s a penny stock that’s gonna blow up, and you’ll be in on the ground floor and you can retire on all your faves.

*Batman voice* I’m a kawaii bitch

— leanna (@leannapup) August 8, 2012

SEXT: YOU’RE A SILVER MEDALIST AND I AM THE SILVER MEDAL. YOU ARE DISAPPOINTED TO SEE ME BUT I DON’T CARE BECAUSE I AM A PRECIOUS METAL

— leanna (@leannapup) August 7, 2012

“WELCOME TO THE FRIEND ZONE,” I screech before swooping down on my prey

— leanna (@leannapup) July 31, 2012

SEXT: WE FORM A TWITTER CREW BUT NO ONE EVER POSTS IN OUR HASHTAG

— leanna (@leannapup) August 7, 2012

SEXT: YOU ARE LAURA PALMER AND I FIND YOUR BODY. WHAT UNFOLDS IS SOME WEIRD SHIT

— leanna (@leannapup) August 7, 2012

can you guys just imagine if ludacris and conor oberst teamed up good lord it would be an album about my LIFE

— leanna (@leannapup) June 13, 2012

SEXT: YOU’RE SO TURNED ON YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF MY ERECT PEEN. YOU UPLOAD IT TO INSTAGRAM. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU USE THE KELVIN FILTER

— leanna (@leannapup) August 7, 2012

i weep for days on end because we still haven’t caught kony2012 and i feel i could have done more, like watch that whole video

— leanna (@leannapup) August 7, 2012

Mitt Romney not only built all of his businesses with his hands and his mind, he also created himself. He was his own teacher. He is Jesus

— leanna (@leannapup) July 31, 2012

my grandma got so angry that phones have cameras that she left the dinner table

— leanna (@leannapup) July 30, 2012

#removeoneletterfilms ight club – not the best place to fight but it’s ok i guess

— leanna (@leannapup) July 22, 2012

“TO QUOTE A FAVORITE T-SHIRT, ‘WE HAVE ISSUES’.” – my dad, thanks dad

— leanna (@leannapup) August 3, 2012