The Olympics are done! The Spice Girls ended them. Here’s what got left out in this year’s Olympics, or at least deleted by NBC:

• Synchronized drowning
• Representation for up-and-coming metals such as zinc, gallium, and bismuth
• Topless beach volleyball (men’s)
• Discus and shot-put renamed “people making hilarious faces, and also throwing things at a very high level of athleticism”
• Pole-vaulters held accountable to the same stringent landing penalties as gymnasts
• Usain Bolt on a rocket sled
• Curiosity wins gold in long jump
• Women’s and Men’s 500-meter loiter
• Silver medalists filling out job applications to Home Depot
• Combined shooting and fencing event called Ye Olde Warfare
• Detailed explanation of why anyone still plays badminton
• Video footage of NBC firing itself, set to the national anthem of Tajikistan, which took home a single bronze medal in women’s boxing
• Several-yard dash

Photo via Chess-Theory