Jitka is part of the Twitter comedo-poetry clan we talked about yesterday. Themes include classic pop music and celebrity names. This person has tweeted nearly 82 thousand times. Jesus. Thank god for Favstar.
why did they build a highway to the danger zone
— jitka (@jitka) April 8, 2011
the north korean national anthem is just the words “north korea” sung to the tune of “my sharona”
— jitka (@jitka) April 12, 2012
“Slim Jim” is short for “Slames James”
— jitka (@jitka) July 30, 2012
As immortal Princes Of The Universe, the members of the band Queen never really did much to enforce their princely will on the human race
— jitka (@jitka) September 7, 2012
“my fellow Americans. how do you get past the one room in Portal 2 with the three turrets behind the glass wall”
— jitka (@jitka) May 2, 2011
I call bullshit on the song “Rocket Man.” it’s not “just your job five days a week.” you don’t reluctantly fall into being an astronaut
— jitka (@jitka) July 22, 2012
I wanna know what happened in all these haunted houses in mario games that there are like hundreds of ghosts there
— jitka (@jitka) October 23, 2011
Lebron James is actually french for “The Bron James”
— jitka (@jitka) August 7, 2012
My dad had a good idea. Sometimes when cars drive by your house they honk at you. But you can’t respond. That’s where House Horn comes in
— jitka (@jitka) July 23, 2012
Mario Speedwagon
— jitka (@jitka) September 11, 2010
“These are my sons, Unregistered HyperCam 1 and Unregistered HyperCam 2″
— jitka (@jitka) May 17, 2012
Mitt Romney is basically Biff from “Back To The Future”
— jitka (@jitka) May 11, 2012
Bad boy. What do. Cops cops. Cops crimes. Bad boy bad boy come for you, what do
— jitka (@jitka) March 14, 2012
“evil celebrity chef Wario Batali”
— jitka (@jitka) August 19, 2012
— jitka (@jitka) May 6, 2011
Hey *nudges up uncomfortably close* Hey, you ever watch Television *places both hands on your head* Have you watched, Television
— jitka (@jitka) June 13, 2012
Nobody says “potahto” or “tomahto.” Nobody. That saying is meaningless
— jitka (@jitka) May 16, 2012
did scaramouche ever end up doing the fandango or did that ever get resolved or what
— jitka (@jitka) June 24, 2012
I used to be the youngest person in the world
— jitka (@jitka) September 8, 2011
