This may shock you, but some people who use reddit are atheists. I know, you would think they would be more vocal about it. Well, we found a parody subreddit r/nongolfers devoted to decrying golf with the same passion atheists decry God.

The jokes are best when they use classic atheist subreddit tropes. For example, Facebook missionary work.

Other tropes:

• Logical fallacies.

• Ateeist (see what they did there?) oppression.

• Other famous ateeists.

So, I guess it all comes down to this — do you believe in golf?