“She’s attractive and is the size of an average human mother.” A young man reviews sexually attractive female Sonic characters in a surprisingly compelling YouTube video.

I argued with Cole Stryker (who found this video on, like, Reddit) about whether kids have always so constantly appropriated terms like “since Valentine’s Day is around the corner…” and “Now we’re talkin’!” from bullshit pop culture until they sound like little Entertainment Weekly writers. I would like to believe that our childhoods were somewhat purer before internet-aided media saturation; he says our generation was just as terribly referential. WAT IS UR OPINION TELL US IN COMMENTZ