Nelly, popular musician, clothing designer, and delicious beverage entrepreneur, was arrested yesterday in Fiona Apple’s ex-hoosegow for possession of a fire-arm, a cute lil’ bit o’ heroin, and a completely normal ten pounds of marijuana. His tour rider* was also confiscated:
*Not actually his tour rider
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