I always pick the wrong ideas for novelty accounts. It’s always something I get sick of after like twenty posts. Blackberry, surprisingly, is not such an account.

By using the same broken English as fake Presidential candidate Matt Romney, reading @blackberryideas feels like hearing people with far more self-respect than brains, scrabbling to conquer something much larger than themselves. It’s like watching an unlikeable Don Quixote who’s already lost, but a lot more fun than that sounds.

ah well yes um haha its a jeff goldblumphone haha um well thank u

— blackberry usa (@blackberryideas) November 14, 2012

phone based on tvshow felicity

— blackberry usa (@blackberryideas) November 14, 2012

happtly to abnounce were now the official phone of the florida marlin’s

— blackberry usa (@blackberryideas) November 14, 2012

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