The same crowd who started November with #NaNoWriMoOpeners are finishing it with #NaNoWriMoClosers. While the ones below are all great, I’ve missed so very many excellent closing lines from fake novels.

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Hermione tapped Harry’s Samsung Galaxy Nexus III. “Now you have all my photos from our year at Hogwarts—talk about magic!” #NaNoWriMoClosers

— Danyule Kringlesmith (@kibblesmith) November 30, 2012

#NaNoWriMoClosers He sheathed his cyber-sword. “Thank you Ira Glass for ending the war.”"No, Cartman” said Ira. “It’s only begun.”

— Ernie Wiseman (@ErnieLies) November 30, 2012

#NaNoWriMoClosers “wow,” said Obama. “I guess Libertarianism really does work!”

— Carly Rae Jenkem (@ABigBagOfKeys) November 30, 2012

#NaNoWriMoClosers And thats how Detective Author-In-A-Fedora murdered barely-disguised versions of everyone who bullied the author in school

— Sean (@NoChorus) November 30, 2012

#NaNoWriMoClosers I looked up at space, where Death Star III loomed no more. Chewbacca and 2 Chainz yelled their battle-names in celebration

— Chris Randle (@randlechris) November 30, 2012

#NaNoWriMoClosers In conclusion, Guatemala is a land of many contrasts. It has great natural beauty but also it has many problems.

— la petite bort (@important_celeb) November 30, 2012

#NaNoWriMoClosers “Ironic,” the general mused. “After all the death they caused, turns out the aliens could be killed with simple bullets.”

— skullsinthestars (@drskyskull) November 30, 2012

#NaNoWriMoClosers “I’m really beginning to love evangelical Atheism…” smiled Rebirth-era Jennifer Lopez “and I actually like shorter guys”

— Sean (@NoChorus) November 30, 2012

As the blood dripped down our faces, he leaned closer. With curled lips, he smiled, “That’s why you always leave a note.” #NaNoWriMoClosers

— Zach Schroeder (@ETDWN) November 30, 2012

“Sure, but next time, *you* spend your life as property!” They laughed arm in arm, ambling by dew-flecked tobacco stalks.#NaNoWriMoClosers

— Fake Civil War (@FakeCivilWar) November 30, 2012

#nanowrimoclosers The struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Some Rap. But not the kind about “blunts and bitc

— Virgil Dreidel Texas (@virgiltexas) November 30, 2012

#NaNoWriMoClosers Sorry I was thinking of Star Trek this whole time. Star Wars is the one with the care bears.

— J_Slennon_Prufrock(@slennonhugs) November 30, 2012

#NaNoWriMoClosers “…and that’s how I beat Shaq.”

— Cakemittens (@cakemittens) November 30, 2012

“and that’s why Kel can never join me on SNL,” Kenan whispered softly as the TARDIS vanished and the time loop closed. #nanowrimoclosers

— Ash Bleveroonski (@thehornofgondor) November 30, 2012

#NaNoWriMoClosers Well, you finally caught the man who stole the President’s Fleshlight. Excellent job, Detective Hitler.

— stocking steffer(@boring_as_heck) November 30, 2012

And that’s why they called it the SECOND Great Ape War. #NaNoWriMoClosers

— Voluptuous Mannequin (@DeepOmega) November 30, 2012

Draco fucked my ass like a man possessed. “I was always in love with you, Sonic,” he moaned, & Robotnik was dead forever #NanoWriMoClosers

— Amanda Hugankiss (@a_girl_irl) November 30, 2012

I asked him, “Shrek?Will we ever Gangnam Style on the Gaza Strip again?” but he had already Heely’d off into the sunset #NaNoWriMoClosers

— DraculaButt (@DraculaButt) November 30, 2012

Sonic and Tails clasped their hands together and then jumped, screaming, off the Fiscal Cliff. #NaNoWriMoClosers

— David Futrelle (@DavidFutrelle) November 30, 2012

“WWJD?” the vampire asked before shooting Satan dead. The vampires and werewolves joyously prayed. They are Christian now. #NaNoWriMoClosers

— Tormny Pickeels (@Tommy_Pickles69) November 30, 2012

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