On Inauguration Day, all presidents will be required to publicly apologize to the French people for being cisgendered (if they are cisgendered). They will have to apologize in French.
— Slacktory contributor Mallory Ortberg on Gawker, in “What Obama’s Second Term Will Really Look Like”
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