Irrespective of sophistication, the volume of exploitation attempts yielded enough successful breaches to make China the most threatening actor in cyberspace.

— USCC 2012 Annual Report to Congress

• George Clooney on Halo 4: Spartan Ops
• Patton Oswalt and David Cross in an @-war
• The friend who invited you to her community theater show on Facebook
• Lena Dunham’s lifeforce
• Gilbert Gottfried’s deathforce
• Liam Neesons
• Mark Hamill, by proxy through fans of his highly successful voiceover career, when a Redditor offhandedly mentions him as a has-been
• Wil Wheaton, Wil Wheaton, Wil Wheaton
• Aaron Paul GIFs
• The chick who plays Daenerys Targaryen, when discussed as total jailbait bro
• What remains of Frankie Muniz