Yo momma is the largest city in America. Batman and I don’t understand each other. Guess what I’m wearing shorts lol jk. These are a few of the texts Microsoft thinks you want to send to other human beings.

WPWordFlow is a relatively new Twitter account that explores the predictive text feature on Windows Phone 8. According to the profile, “Every word except the first one is added sequentially using Windows Phone 8’s suggested words bar.”

Some of them make total sense:

Run Forrest Gump

— WPWordFlow (@WPWordFlow) November 20, 2012

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

— WPWordFlow (@WPWordFlow) November 19, 2012

Who can afford to buy a book written by Robert Downey Jr

— WPWordFlow (@WPWordFlow) November 19, 2012

With others, you can’t help but sense a bit of the stereotypical Microsoft nerd seep in:

Get mad cuz I’m gonna do something productive today

— WPWordFlow (@WPWordFlow) November 19, 2012

You may have noticed that I am very impressed by your browser settings

— WPWordFlow (@WPWordFlow) November 19, 2012

Leave me alone with your new video game

— WPWordFlow (@WPWordFlow) November 20, 2012

Say a prayer for free and open source software

— WPWordFlow (@WPWordFlow) November 19, 2012

Real estate market is one of my favorite movies

— WPWordFlow (@WPWordFlow) November 19, 2012

American Indian culture is so cool but I don’t understand it

— WPWordFlow (@WPWordFlow) November 20, 2012

There’s also a weird obsession with British people:

A British film director is going to sleep now #facts

— WPWordFlow (@WPWordFlow) November 20, 2012

Show the world that you can afford a British colony

— WPWordFlow (@WPWordFlow) November 20, 2012

Let’s get together sometime and father a British citizen

— WPWordFlow (@WPWordFlow) November 19, 2012

My mom said I was a British television series

— WPWordFlow (@WPWordFlow) November 19, 2012

Sometimes, the darkness takes hold:

I had a blast playing with fire at work today

— WPWordFlow (@WPWordFlow) November 20, 2012

Burned my house and the rest of the city

— WPWordFlow (@WPWordFlow) November 20, 2012

Big homie just grabbed my family and then he said I have to pay #taken2

— WPWordFlow (@WPWordFlow) November 20, 2012

Punch someone or even a dead person

— WPWordFlow (@WPWordFlow) November 20, 2012

And there completely random/non-sequitur predictions:

Always get my nails done by John Wayne

— WPWordFlow (@WPWordFlow) November 19, 2012

Modern art is so cute #^_^

— WPWordFlow (@WPWordFlow) November 20, 2012

I’ll be there for you when you’re angry birds

— WPWordFlow (@WPWordFlow) November 20, 2012

I love my mom and father and son and daughter and Justin Timberlake

— WPWordFlow (@WPWordFlow) November 20, 2012

Some are unexpectedly poignant:

Twitter is for people who don’t understand why the heck no one cares about what happened to them #ouch

— WPWordFlow (@WPWordFlow) November 20, 2012

We should all just be happy birthday cake

— WPWordFlow (@WPWordFlow) November 19, 2012

Never mind that I am very sorry about the future generations of Los Alamos

— WPWordFlow (@WPWordFlow) November 19, 2012