Chris Donahue

Matt Romney and Rob Paul are running for president. What that means is two funny, absurd Twitter and Facebook personas are mocking politics by showing what it would look like if a couple of half-illiterate weirdo suburbans ran for office on completely unfulfillable platforms. You know, like in the real world.

We’ve written about these guys before, and now our colleague Chris Donahue scored an interview.

First of all I want to thank both of you for taking the time out of your busy campaigning schedule to sit down with me.

Matt Romney – thank u. im just gonna party later instead of right now but its ok.

Rob Paul – It is an asbolute pleasure to speak to anyone in the mainstream media illuminati thank you for having me and I hope that I can perform your secret handshake correctly every time I promise I will work on it and I’m sorry I knocked the coffee into your lap it was an Iced coffee and you had the lid on it but a little got on your dungarees they’re dark so it doesn’t show that much sorry again

It’s not a problem. Rob, this first question is for you. You were running for President but decided to step down and run as Vice. What’s that all about?

See Rob’s answer in the rest of the interview. »