Nick Douglas

Imperial Grand Editor — 996 posts

Slacktory's founding editor, the former editor of Gawker Media's Valleywag and AOL's Urlesque. He is the editor of the 2009 book "Twitter Wit," and has contributed to Wired, Slate, PC Mag, Esquire.com, Gawker and BlackBook. He lives in New York with his girlfriend, who understands what a ragetoon is.

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Goldman Sachs Kickstarter project

2013/05/21

If Macklemore thinks $50 for a t-shirt is a ripoff, wait til he sees Goldman Sachs’s reward tiers.
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Next on Jimmy Kimmel Live

2013/04/24
1. House Republicans embrace entire Democratic platform after prankster tells them Obama wants the opposite
2. Parents tell their children God is dead, toddler goes viral after walking herself through foundations of existentialism
3. Kimmel spends an entire commercial-free episode detailing criminal charges he’s filed against Jay Leno; Jay takes it affably
4. Louis C.K. rants: “My life is amazing and I have to act unhappy”
5. The Roots show up, play three Gregory Brothers hits before someone escorts them to the right set
6. New segment: “Fuck It, We’re Doing the Top Ten But Better”
7. Announcer Dicky Barrett replaced by “Fucking Shit” news anchor
8. “I’m Fucking Tsarnaev”
9. This Week in Necessary Censorship, Because We Don’t Condone These Words, They’re Homophobic and Racist
10. The Beatles!
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The TV Fan

2013/04/19

Oh, I don’t have a TV. But I do have Netflix, Hulu, and actually I do have three TVs.
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How not to do your taxes

2013/04/12

By Nick Douglas and Tom Leveritt
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You can’t make a good TV show without British people

2013/04/03

There’s a British actor in pretty much every decent American TV show.

Made by Nick Douglas and Tom Leveritt.
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Star Trek Into Taxes

2013/03/27

A proper movie trailer for the IRS’s regrettable $60,000 Star Trek parody.
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Stories behind 30 stock photos of unhappy couples in bed

2013/03/19

“How did she see my tattoo? I covered it with two tank tops!”

See 29 more unhappy couples in bed. »
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Nick’s tips for gettin’ laid

2013/03/15

If these tips can’t get you laid, then any other tips probably still can.

See the credits. »
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Separated at birth!

2013/03/12

1. Uncle Buck and Del Griffith

Take the mustache off the guy from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles and put a hat on him. Uncanny.

See six more bizarre pairings of people ‘separated at birth!’ »
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Famous fedoras of OkCupid

2013/03/04

I’m sick of getting messaged by all these fedora dweebs on OkCupid. Here are some of the worst losers who’ve messaged me.

Wow, didn’t think you were gonna molest me but now I do.

His interests include “supposing toeses are roses” and “singing in the rain.” Jesus Christ, Jazz Hands, get a new manic pixie dreamschtick.

See how twelve other fedora-wearing idiots hit on me. »