That’s him sandwiched by Santorum (heh):
Which is really just a great set-up for this exchange on Reddit’s /r/4chan:
Rick Santorum has b/tard’s lurking in the ranks. No wonder he didn’t get far.
He probably saw all the “nigger” and “faggot” talk and hired them on the spot.
Mountain Dew recently shut down its “name the new flavor” contest after 4chan easily pranked and hacked it. While the offensive names at the top of the list — Gushing Granny, Fapple, and “Hitler did nothing wrong” — have a certain appeal, I prefer the simple absurdity of these three entries:
Of course the contest is gone now, only after someone hacked the site to read “Mtn Dew salutes the Israeli Mossad for demolishing 3 towers on 9/11!” which is… not subtle, but effective.
This morning I posted this image on my Tumblr:
With the caption:
OH NO, THE JIG IS UP, EVERYONE SCRAM!
*Entire internet replaced with millions of spinning chairs*
Apparently, I was the first person to post this to a static location online. It was sent to me over IM by someone who got it off of 4chan, where it was leaked a few hours before going up in a Sun article about the “I can count to potato” meme.
Within a few hours it got over 2,000 notes, and suddenly people who knew the girl in real life started sending me messages about how I was a monster.
Read the angry messages — and hear about why the Sun are dicks. »
I’ve illustrated the classic 4chan copypasta story “Ms. Depew”. Here it is, original typos preserved.
Story time /b/. My hot advisor found out I like her. Pic related.
Now that I’ve got your attention, it’s time to disappoint you: No, I do not sleep with her. No, I don’t even make a sly attempt. If you’re still interested, read on.
There’s this running joke on the internet about an acne-scarred C.H.U.D. (or Butthurt Dweller) finding fault with any and all images of women in order to alleviate the self-hatred and loneliness that goes along with being a neckbearded netizen — “I can’t find a decent woman, not because I’m just awful in every way, but because all the women in my town have such big foreheads and stubby toes. Disgusting!”
This mindset has borne a new meme, “2/10 Would Not Bang,” in which 4chan users post images of flawless women and compete against each other to find fault in increasingly creative ways, and then dismiss them with the Comic Book Guy-channeling verdict: 2/10, Would Not Bang.
HAHAHAHA WHAT
WHAT
Why would you bring this upon yourself, Glenn Beck? I mean it’s awesome that you did but how?
An infamous 4chan post becomes a comic. Aaaaaaaatsylvania, it’s the circle of life.
Just some stock images of old people captioned with things I read on 4chan’s /b/ board today.
Language NSFW.
This spring, a thread in 4chan’s /b/ board (NSFLife) asked /b/tards to fill out the Political Compass Quiz and share their results. I saved the ninety responses and compiled them into the scatterplot below. They took this surprisingly seriously.
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