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  1. hughhulk

    4 reasons Hugh Grant and Hulk Hogan are the same person

    Here’s proof that the star of Notting Hill and the six-time WWF champion play the same cultural role, even though they seem like they’re worlds apart:

    1. They’re both performing artists whom no one wants to see as an “artist.”

    Hugh Grant hasn’t just never been nominated for an Oscar. Hugh Grant has zero Academy Award nominations even though he starred in movies nominated for Best Picture in 1993 and 1994 and 1995. That means the Academy paid very close attention to his acting in multiple quality films, yet still snubbed him hard. Hugh has had to settle for the mild praise of a single Golden Globe win for his role in Four Weddings and a Funeral, beating out “respected” thespians like Jim Carrey and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

    Hulk Hogan, of course, has the same problem. Read on. »

  2. Worst IMDb lists - Howard the Duck

    The 17 worst IMDb lists

    Most IMDb lists are just “movies I need to see” or “my favorite horror flicks”. These are not those lists.

    Click any screencap to see the actual IMDb list.


    Includes “Patrick Swayze as an ideal Knuckles the Echidna.”

     

    Research methods PLEASE sir.

    See more terrible IMDb lists – and a few fantastic ones. »

  3. most threatening actors in cyberspace

    The other most threatening actors in cyberspace

    Irrespective of sophistication, the volume of exploitation attempts yielded enough successful breaches to make China the most threatening actor in cyberspace.

    USCC 2012 Annual Report to Congress

    • George Clooney on Halo 4: Spartan Ops
    • Patton Oswalt and David Cross in an @-war
    • The friend who invited you to her community theater show on Facebook
    • Lena Dunham’s lifeforce
    • Gilbert Gottfried’s deathforce
    • Liam Neesons
    • Mark Hamill, by proxy through fans of his highly successful voiceover career, when a Redditor offhandedly mentions him as a has-been
    • Wil Wheaton, Wil Wheaton, Wil Wheaton
    • Aaron Paul GIFs
    • The chick who plays Daenerys Targaryen, when discussed as total jailbait bro
    • What remains of Frankie Muniz
  4. Bruce Willis shoots a gun

    Supercut: Bruce Willis causes massive property damage

    Someone should probably give him an angry lecture and threaten to take his badge.

    Includes footage from Die Hard, Die Harder, Die Hard With a Vengeance, Live Free or Die Hard, the trailer for A Good Day to Die Hard, Armageddon, Bandits, The Color of Night, Cop Out, Death Becomes Her, Hostage, Hudson Hawk, Last Man Standing, Lucky Number Slevin, Mercury Rising, Pulp Fiction, RED, Sin City, Striking Distance, Surrogates, Tears of the Sun, The Fifth Element, The Jackal, The Last Boy Scout, The Expendables 2, & The Whole Nine Yards with Matthew “The Human Saltine” Perry.

    Watch Bruce Willis fuck shit up. »

  5. Bill Hader runs from haters

    Bill Haters: People Who Hate Bill Hader

    The Internet likes Bill Hader. The Internet really likes Bill Hader. Just how much does The Internet like Bill Hader? When you google “Bill Hader sucks” the third result that comes up is an IGN message board, “Bill Hader is a genius.”

    Using their incredibly I-didn’t-take-the-time-to-figure-out-how-it-works algorithm, the opinion gathering dataheads over at Amplicate polled the Twitterverse and could only find one guy who hates Bill Hader.

    Yep, this guy: @fartsman.

    See more of the weird world of Bill Hader haters. »

  6. Central Casting Twitter icon

    The Best Twitter Casting Calls From Central Casting

    Central Casting is on Twitter. Their bio:

    We are Central Casting! The leading background actors casting company in the United States since 1925! And these are our tweets:)

    So charming!

    The New York Observer noticed some great casting-call tweets for HBO’s Girls. So I dug through the company’s NY and LA feeds from the last three years and found all the best casting calls. Some are funny, some just evoke a great story. (If you look like a “hipster” you could be an extra in everything. Same if you are a baby.)

    In New York:

    See dozens of tweets from Central Casting. »

  7. Mike Lacher Uncastable

    Uncastable: Mike Lacher

    Slacktory loves Uncastable, the web series of nightmare auditions, so much that we’re publishing two episodes ourselves.

    Last time, Nick Douglas rang in the season for savings. Today, Uncastable co-creator Mike Lacher goes digital.

    Watch his audition, unless you’re the kind of person who says ‘Curbed is too awkward for me.’ »

  8. Glasses guy

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