Anderson Cooper coming out of the closet ruined a lot of fantasies and left a lot of women distraught. But here’s how you can incorporate AC’s news into your thoughts to have the ultimate fantasy!
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If you didn’t watch Aziz Ansari send out his lookalike on Anderson Cooper’s show yet, it’s because you don’t know just how horrifically awkward it is. At least to me. Because I have a problem remembering faces, which gets me into a lot of awkward “of course I remember who you are!” conversations and which my girlfriend has diagnosed as “Not giving a shit about people” Syndrome.
So I really felt bad for Anderson Cooper, because when he took like half a minute to realize that the guy who doesn’t really look like Aziz Ansari wasn’t Aziz Ansari, he must have been screaming at himself inside, thinking “What if I’ve horribly misremembered Aziz’s face?” and “At what point is it OK to mention this?” and “How uncertain should I look? Should I hedge my bets here?” or at least that’s what I’d do let’s watch some TV.
See Anderson Cooper face his demons and put on a brave face, for the show must go on. »
“When you see it, you’ll shit bricks.” Classic internet catchphrase. You’d think there would be more puns based on it. I couldn’t find any, so I made the following.
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