This is really, truly, actually Blake Boston, the guy from Scumbag Steve. After many emails, I met him in person at a Slacktory-sponsored Halloween party this year. I asked him to write a letter of advice to Jess, the girl who may have just discovered she’s Annoying Facebook Girl. I lightly edited it for grammar at his request.
Blake is wonderfully introspective about the emotions of this specifically modern situation. He’s… he’s an actual advice meme.
Dear Annoying Facebook Girl, it’s me Blake. You may know me as Scumbag Steve. Or not, if you’re not on the internet much.
I heard you just found out that your pics been all over the internet. Shocking huh? Google yourself, but have a friend with you for support.
Steve’s advice: Make your peace with this, because it’s not going away. »
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